Is it just me...

...or is this Whopper Jr. getting fellated on national television at 11:40 a.m. on a Sunday morning?

Flip Flops

Longing

If some longing goes unmet, don't be astonished. We call that Life.

it is at moments after i have dreamed

it is at moments after i have dreamed

it is at moments after i have dreamed
of the rare entertainment of your eyes,
when (being fool to fancy) i have deemed

with your peculiar mouth my heart made wise;
at moments when the glassy darkness holds

the genuine apparition of your smile
(it was through tears always)and silence moulds
such strangeness as was mine a little while;

moments when my once more illustrious arms
are filled with fascination, when my breast
wears the intolerant brightness of your charms:

one pierced moment whiter than the rest

-turning from the tremendous lie of sleep
i watch the roses of the day grow deep.
e. e. cummings

Wheelbarrow

I understand the 'wheel' in wheelbarrow, but what about the 'barrow?'

Shyness is nice

Patches' Girlfriend

Secret Window

Abstract

Nice table angle

Why?

Why don't people watch their children? The road in the campground was a tad too dangerous to just let this knucklehead ride around so much unattended. People are dumb.

Sundown at Pymatooning

Poor saps

Why the hell are you going camping if you have no idea how to build a fire? I sort of felt bad watching a whole extended family (including several men) struggle with building their fire. Then it just became abundantly clear that they should be mocked with this photograph.

Fact, Not Fiction...

Huh?

Extremely juvenile

and funny nonetheless.

Dreamtime Illuminated

I think this is Will's friend Kollar

I can't sleep.

Cleveland Hopkins at night.

Beautiful Gift

J.C. posing with his extremely high-tone gift to Will.

Outlet Eyes

Green balcony partition

My whole life in an elevator

Never lip off and then fall asleep at my place.

or, "Still life with Domo-Kun and tampon"

Bekki and Kim

We need to go out again soon.

Chinese neckless baby rice candy

This stuff is delicious...and sorry about the blur.

Beyond Obsession

Chrissy has three missions in life. One of them is to catch the chipmunk. Good luck, barky.

The unemployed girl is on the left.

Me, Kelly, Pete

Kelly and Pete at the Beer Barrel

My brain is flat.

Saint Francis of Collinwood

Statues of saints tend to creep me out, and this one is no exception.

after the show, Kim unexpectedly turned into Spiderman

All Eyes on E-G-I-P-T

Only in Collinwood.

Kim: Totally Relaxed

I know I'm a total asshole, but I wanted so much to get the nervous bartender to pose beside this sign. I just didn't have the balls to ask him.

Caribbean?

One of the stupid pics we took before the show. The neighborhood that the Beachland resides in was chock full of photo ops that night.

Yay, it's Adam Marsland!

Go see this guy and his band play. They're super fucking cool.

and then with the awesome Teresa Cowles

Extremely nervous bartender at the Beachland Tavern

Kim took this picture, but I had to put it up because this guy was soooo nervous. He looked like he was about to go off the deep end all evening.

and, Chrissy loves Heidi

Chrissy loves treats

This is the most peaceful I've ever seen Kim's dog.

Grizzly discovery at The Treehouse of Solitude

This is gross, but I never realized that chipmunks were packin this kind of equipment until I saw this little guy's corpse.

Extremely well-crafted notice

Sunoco: Try our LSD

Glam

Tar, baby

Kim Bekki and I spent an hour or so at Hooch's in Waynesburg. The troubled individual sitting to my right had tar all over her clothes, skin and hair. No idea how it happened, she wasn't talking.

AUTO SPKR

Cemetary 9

Cemetary 2